Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is lef tWife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell bound to get there Man who stand on toilet is high on pot Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs Man who farts in church sits in own pew Crowded elevator smells different to midget
)x~
10:49 PM
{{ Sunday, February 18, 2007
Happy Chinese New year!!!
My parents left for their vacation at about 11am this morning so i got the house all to myself untill friday. Well there is my maid too.. but she doesnt do anything anyway. So im here all along on chinese new year, kinda sux that im not with my family and all but they did ask me along and i declined them...
Been napping / watching tv / vcds all day (thx ssam!). Good thing about my parents not being around is that i dont have to go visiting. But the bad side is that i dont get my ang baos just yet. I only get them the next time i visit them, i visit them once a month anyway. Oh and i also dont usually get anything from my extended family other than my grandparents so i dont miss out much too.
Im snacking on some bah kua now, just finished half a box of "love letters", i think im about to fall ill already. Hope everyone enjoys their CNY.. gong xi fa cai!
)x~
9:03 PM
{{ Sunday, February 11, 2007
Ahhhhh im sooo tired!!! Yesterday was such an eventful day and i only fell asleep at abt 2 am this morning. And now, i have to get started with my studying for the tests next week already. Im guessing that im going to have to study all day to have a shot at even passing the tests.
Yesterday morning was the old folks home visit. I have to admit that i found it rather discouraging and less of a pleasurable experience when compared to working with kids during the "Handicraft Day" last December. Some of the old folks were so stuck up and even said "Wheres my Hong Bao? If dont have then dont touch me, get lost!" Id rather be working with kids. But once again, there were some really nice old folks there which made the whole experience that much more bearable. The dance item that we put in so much effort to prepare didnt exactly go well, but the old folks there probably didnt care anyway. I think they were too busy eating their oranges.
The afternoon was great too, not something that i would forget anytime soon, thanks for making it so fun! You are forgiven for coming late, but not for forgetting the discs! Your "one up" better not disappoint me, or else...Anyway im publicly accepting your public apology haha
At night was the senior junior interaction party. Oh my gawd, that guys house... now we all know who to kidnap when we dont have enough money to pay for sports complex fees. Was a little disappointed with the small turn up of JC2s but it was fun nonetheless. By the time i got there, i was already tired as hell, so i just stoned around (as usual)
Time to stop procrastinating and start studying!
)x~
12:09 PM
{{ Monday, February 05, 2007
So, i got a biology test tomorrow and yet im blogging instead. I guess ive almost given up on it already, stupid photosynthesis and respiration... so damn confusing. I hope everyone else out there is doing better than me (actually i hope they all struggle and fail tomorrow too so i wont be the only one)
Next week is going to be hell, 3 tests, chem maths econs sigh.... and tomorrow got interact again to rehearse the dance that we'll be performing on Saturday for the visit to an old folk's home.
Today our teacher made us write a letter to ourselves that she will collect and return to us upon the return of our A level results in approximately a years time. It was a rather interesting proposition, i didnt quite know what to write, but it has been on my mind since the start of the day. I hope i dont look back with regret, wishing that i put in more effort... i keep telling myself that this is THE year that determines what i do at uni so i ought to work much harder, but im amazed at how good i am at procrastinating.
~I hope things go as planned... i dont want to be disappointed again, wishing upon a star~
