At the airport, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set-square, and a calculator. The police believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to an "unknowns", we know that really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the great Greek philandereIsosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.
Therefore, I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard, these statistic bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our point, and drew the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimalise everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random factor-in random facts or vertex.
As our Great Leader would say "Read my ellipse. Though they would continue to multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks."
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10:11 PM
{{ Monday, June 11, 2007
Time flies by so darn quickly, its already the 3rd week of the holidays... and ive barely started on my studying and im feeling soooo guilty about it. Not going to have much time to catch up over the next few days too. Currently, my throat is giving me one hell of a time, i dont know whats wrong with it.. it just feels as if something is there, having a problem swallowing. Been plagueing me for almost a week but it just got worse, probably hav to visit the doctors soon..
As the A levels draw closer.. CCA activities start to decrease, tomorrow is likely to be the last time i meet the peeps of MCYC. Its going to take some getting used to now that my wednesdays are going to be free. (in a good way) Im sure i will miss those people, they infused their element of fun into the wednesdays, visitting the care centre, playing games with them. Mainly just table tennis.. with su but oh well it was still fun!!! i guess im going to have to use my wednesdays to study eh? knowing me.. no chance in hell thats going to happen!
